Why I Joined PUMPS

The following are actual fictitious quotes from various members on why they decided to join PUMPS.

(These are our top 10 favorites!)

  1. "Because now when my husband sees the low monthly dues fee on my visa statement he'll be pleased I'm spending a lot less on shoes."
  2. "The staff here always seems happy to see me whereas in most other clubs, they just don't seem happy."
  3. "I joined PUMPS to get away from the grunting, snorting and testosterone fueled environment. If I feel like exposing myself to that sort of behavior I’ll take a trip to the zoo."
  4. "I won't have to worry about getting "hit on" by guys all the time because after all, enough is enough."
  5. "Because any health club that is cleaner than my own house deserves to put up with me as a member."
  6. "Because there seems to be a lot of women here just like me. Unless, of course, it has something to do with all the mirrors."
  7. "I was urged to join PUMPS because of their staff. It is refreshing that my new personal trainer understands the psychological and physiological aspects regarding the change of life. When I mentioned menopause to my last trainer (a 24 yr old male) he advised me against taking that sort of growth hormone."
  8. "They offer such a variety of equipment and classes that I know I'll never get bored. Too bad the same principle can't be applied at home with my spouse."
  9. "There honestly is no better place to burn fat, increase flexibility, tone muscle, improve cardio health, relieve stress or simply feel better about myself than PUMPS. Not that I really see the need for any of that."
  10. "What other women’s health club can you go to where a “bearded lady” waves to you on your way into the club? How can you beat that?"