Membership Options
Are you honestly still considering joining PUMPS? Even after you've browsed through this somewhat unprecedented (bizarre) web site? Why would you subject yourself to such nonsense and pay us for it? Could it be that you find yourself being drawn in by this whole PUMPS “thing” and you simply cannot envision your life going forward without becoming part of the PUMPS society? PUMPS is an emotion, a feeling, a belief, a way of life. Once you are under the PUMPS "spell" there’s no way out. Kind of like the Sopranos thing. Or could it be the fact that our Group X program is second to none and that no other club like this actually exists (for better or worse)? Perhaps because we offer complimentary fitness orientations to all members by certified and smiling professionals? Or perhaps it’s because you live close by (which means you are here by default) or possibly because the thought of exercising in close proximity to the other sex nauseates you even more than the thought of simply exercising? Now it is all starting to make sense.
You're probably thinking that a single sex club that offers everything that PUMPS does must cost a fortune. We'll be honest with you and agree that it probably should. However…you’ll just have to accept our "below market value" rates and build up your frequent flier points elsewhere.
STANDARD PLANS
Our monthly rates vary from $29.99 to $39.99 depending on length of commitment. The less issues you have with commitments the less you pay. It does not, however, take an advanced degree from a prestigious Ivy League school to realize that a membership to PUMPS will not require you to deplete your life savings. Think of it this way; an entire months dues to PUMPS is about the equivalent of 15 minutes of therapy and we don’t even have a co pay!
Short Term Paid in Full
PUMPS offers a variety of short term paid in full plans for those individuals who may be visiting the area temporarily or those who may feel exercise is a seasonal thing (how's that thought process working out for you). Too many options to list so pick up the phone or send us an e mail!
Student Membership
So you're a student with limited income and plenty of bills to pay? Welcome to the real world! Actually you are in luck as PUMPS does have short term memberships for students with valid college IDs. Stop by between parties for details.
Corporate Memberships
As anyone will tell you, women are the backbone of every successful company. Since PUMPS wholeheartedly agrees with this assertion it would only make sense that a fit and healthy women's production would make her company (or the company she works for) even more financially fit. As our health providers have been stating for years, a healthy, fit and active employee will ensure increased productivity, decreased stress, improved morale and decreased absenteeism. (Having said that, if your goal is to drive your company into the ground, then do your best to keep your employees as far away as possible from health clubs!)
If you are an employer and are interested in establishing a corporate discount for your female employees please contact PUMPS for information. The level of participation required from your company is entirely up to you and there are many options available.
If you are an employee and would like to get your company involved in a PUMPS corporate discount program, talk to your human resources representative and have them contact a member of our crackerjack management team.
Insurance Reimbursements
Many health insurance providers now offer generous rebates to their subscribers for health club memberships. Blue Cross Blue Shield, Tufts Health Plan and Fallon Community are just a few of the known insurance companies who provide this benefit to their subscribers. You can receive up to $150.00 per year just by submitting the necessary information requested by your provider. Think of yourself as a fitness model or professional athlete as it is like you're getting paid to get fit (and even more gorgeous)! PUMPS will provide any requested receipts required by your provider.
Gift Certificates
Don't know what to get the woman who has everything? Mercedes, Rolex, Gucci, Prada or Fendi? Boring, boring and boring. They're out there and everyone has them (or not). PUMPS, now that's another story!!! Whether it's your wife, mother, lover, sister, friend, therapist or significant other, we'll guarantee they will love something unique that will make them look and feel even more fabulous than they already do. Get them a gift certificate from PUMPS. We're flexible (from stretching and pilates) as gift certificates may be purchased in any dollar amount.
